Real Vampires Don't Diet Review

Title: Real Vampires Don't Diet

Author: Gerry Bartlett

Oh Gerry. I don't want to give any spoilers away, so this is spoil free.

I seriously think I could melt for Ray.

I seriously know I would drop my pants and strike a pose for Jerry. Of course he would have to call me Lass. 

Here is the thing, we get the picture that big does not mean unsexy. I mean I'm not small myself. My only problem is that Glory comes across a wee bit like a whore bag. Open sexuality is awesome. I just can't take Glory seriously about her love for Jerry if she is so hot for anything else that walks in. I root for Jerry. Even every time Glory does something stupid or hurtful he takes her back. Why I ask WHY!!!!

She needs to choose. Only, if she does where would all those hot ALMOST sexy scenes go!?! Its like a light switch. When you start to think OMG she's going for it you get turned on and then BAM! She walks out with out the nookie. Leaving the poor light switch left on and confused! 

Valdez, I want my own Valdez. He's cute and deadly. Like a elf. BUT so not like a elf! Glory says Flo is her best friend but really, we all know Valdez is! He is comically funny the things he says and eats amaze me!

Over all I would rate it a solid 4. I enjoyed it. I just want Jerry all for my own!